SmArTyPaNtS 3 Some
I aint doin' no 3 some.
I wanted to at first.. really. But then i thought about it. I mean, 3's a crowd, isn't it? Or what about "The 3rd Wheel"? Maybe i just aint hip to the matter, but what does the 3rd person do?
Now, naturally I'm a jealous/stingy female. I don't like to share nothing. Ever. I don't even like for someone to ask me if they can have some of my nachos when i have some. Or ask me for a piece of gum. Get ur own, hungry hungry hippo.
So what i look like involving myself in a sex activity where the attention would be divided up between me and another female? What if she's gettin' more outta it then i am? I'm layin' there all willy nilly and horny, while she and the other is havin' the time of their life. What i look like layin' up in my apartment with 2 other people that aren't payin me no damn attention??
Oh hell no.
SmArTyPaNtS like to get down too. I don't wanna listen to some chick say how good it is. If anyone gonna have fun up in there, its gonna be ME.
But i wonder what it's like after the deed is done? Are we just supposed to lay there butt naked? Could u imagine how uncomfortable the silence would be? What would the conversation be? "SoOo.. umm, i'll call u sometime?" or "SoOo, did u like it?"
What if we didn't like it?
What if someone has an unbearable body odor? What would u say an how would u say it? "Unnn, ur p*ssy stinks"? or "Someone in here stinks but it's not me"?
In conclusion ladies and gentlemen, I SmArTyPaNtS will not be engaging in any type of sexual 3 some. I'll leave that up to my trusty porn. (which my brother stole). Here's a few reasons why i think porn is better. Enjoy!
can fast forward a certain scene u don't like
can do it with or without protection and not catch anything
the person of ur choice will stay aroused and not fall asleep on u, or sweat on u
always make u laugh
get up and leave when their done, or u can just push Stop/Eject
they wont call u and harrass u for more.. u do it when ur damn good and ready
do what the hell u want
only have to pay for it once. LMAO!!